The toilet in my half bath tried to escape today. No, not really. I hired a guy named Jeff (I call him Handy Jeff) to come and work on a couple of plumbing issues, install an exhaust fan in my full bath and a ceiling fan in my bedroom. So far he's pulled the toilet, shut off the water and left for an hour to go get "supplies", which I suspect is code for lunch. During said hour I really had to pee and I haven't admitted to him yet that I went ahead and did my business, just couldn't flush it. Maybe I'll let him find out by accident. No, I won't. I'm really nicer than that. Actually, he did come back just a few minutes ago with a bag of stuff that looks very plumby (I know, not a real word). Jeff is really a very nice guy otherwise I wouldn't give him access to my home. His background check was clean. Just kidding! I'll keep you posted on the progress of things, because I know you're dying to know.Friday, November 2, 2007
Home on a Friday
Why am I at home on a Friday? Well, this is why:
The toilet in my half bath tried to escape today. No, not really. I hired a guy named Jeff (I call him Handy Jeff) to come and work on a couple of plumbing issues, install an exhaust fan in my full bath and a ceiling fan in my bedroom. So far he's pulled the toilet, shut off the water and left for an hour to go get "supplies", which I suspect is code for lunch. During said hour I really had to pee and I haven't admitted to him yet that I went ahead and did my business, just couldn't flush it. Maybe I'll let him find out by accident. No, I won't. I'm really nicer than that. Actually, he did come back just a few minutes ago with a bag of stuff that looks very plumby (I know, not a real word). Jeff is really a very nice guy otherwise I wouldn't give him access to my home. His background check was clean. Just kidding! I'll keep you posted on the progress of things, because I know you're dying to know.
The toilet in my half bath tried to escape today. No, not really. I hired a guy named Jeff (I call him Handy Jeff) to come and work on a couple of plumbing issues, install an exhaust fan in my full bath and a ceiling fan in my bedroom. So far he's pulled the toilet, shut off the water and left for an hour to go get "supplies", which I suspect is code for lunch. During said hour I really had to pee and I haven't admitted to him yet that I went ahead and did my business, just couldn't flush it. Maybe I'll let him find out by accident. No, I won't. I'm really nicer than that. Actually, he did come back just a few minutes ago with a bag of stuff that looks very plumby (I know, not a real word). Jeff is really a very nice guy otherwise I wouldn't give him access to my home. His background check was clean. Just kidding! I'll keep you posted on the progress of things, because I know you're dying to know.
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Life without plumbing SUCKS!
Chris, you should've just peed in the sink. Hell, just have Handy Jeff convert that cute lil' half bath into a walk-in closet and use the sink from now on anyway.
chris, i don't think i can say here what you really should do with handy jeff, but it has something to do with seeing how handy he really is...
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